Tuesday, April 12, 2011

VINYL-PALOOZA #3: The Complete Cockatiel Training Album

As we continue our all-month thrift-store record binge......Today's album was supposed to be played for your pet bird. It would listen to the repetitious tracks and start to imitate them, whistling and talking just like the record. Side one is nothing but unaccompanied whistling of short song fragments, repeated for three minutes apiece. Side two is great if you want your bird to talk like a bored, unimaginative phone-sex operator. The most annoying album ever made??!?!?!?

Actually, the whistling is well done - it is, after all, by Muzzy Marcellino, one of the biggest whistling stars of his day, back when there was such a thing as a "whistling star." The guy even did the bird calls at Disneyland's "Enchanted Tiki Room."

Did anyone ever buy one of these records for the purpose for which it was created, and not just as a source of goofy samples? Do they actually work?

The Complete Cockatiel Training Album

    Whistled Tunes
  • Pop Goes the Weasel
  • Charge - Wolf Whistle
  • Dixie
  • Star Spangled Banner
  • Oh Susanna
  • Race Track Call
  • Beautiful Dreamer

  • Spoken Word
  • Hello Baby
  • I Love You
  • Hello Baby, I Love You
  • Hey, Good Lookin’
  • Want to Play With Me?
  • Hey, Good Lookin’, Want to Play With Me?
  • Hey, Good Lookin’, I Love You, Want to Play With Me?
Thanks to windbag!

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